"Dear Avi Joy,
I don't believe that a baby of your age should be cooking yet, it is very dangerous. Also I do not believe that you are either tall enough or have the coordination to do what you say. So stop lying at play group.
Thanks
Mel"
i responded to Mel with the follownig email.
dear meat,
thank you for your email and concern. perhaps you are unaware of a new invention called the chair. it provides people of shorter stature (physical in my case and mental in yours) access to higher areas. i suggest you look into that. they are going to be very hot this season. here's a pic so that you can show it to your buddy's.
peace out haters
Avi Joy
